A Second Loser

Thank God for Judy Ringwald. It was the final hour. An original team member of the Lima Losers dropped out at 3:30 p.m. We had to have our team by 5:00. Things have never looked so bleak. I was crushed by the weight (ha!) of the responsibilities of leadership. Now I know how Condoleezza Rice must have felt when waterboarding came up at a cocktail party. It was almost too much.

And then, Judy reached out and straightened my heavy crown which had gone all whiggledy-jiggledy from the tension.

Who is this woman, this random Samaritan who provided life-saving succor to the Lima Losers? Why would a total stranger risk her own reputation to be associated with three known neanderthals?

Quite simply, I don't know. I'm just grateful that she did. She saved the Lima Losers.

Judy is actually from Spencerville. She has two sons ages 9 and 11 and is active with them in sports, coaching their teams and doing all kinds of outdoorsy things with them.

When she's not being a committed tomboy, Judy is a Nuclear Medical Technologist (NOTE TO SELF: may come in handy if we need to radiate the competition to win this thing), and is a Sales Director for Mary Kay. Judy has even offered to make up the losers from other teams - who knows a nice smoky blue eyeshadow might look good on those boys from Maverick Media. It will cover up their puffy redness from crying when we beat them.

Check out Judy's web site! MAKEOVERS FOR LOSERS

Like many of us, her favorite binge food is pizza and she considers chocolate its own food group.

Her weight loss goal?

TO GET OUT OF CONTROL TOP PANTYHOSE!